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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-17

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  • Callia and I are the only gringos at my Mexican neighbors’ birthday bbq and it’s pretty awesome. More Petrone? Si, por favor! #
  • RT @NateWaltBills: @comedynews love the site/twitter/i dunno what it is but its awesome // love you back. (“it” is @ChadRiden+php+free time) #
  • Consumer Fraud Alert! Wendy’s “boneless chicken wings” are nothing more than nuggets in wing sauce. #
  • federal appeals court tells the FCC to fuck off: http://ping.fm/sOkOi #
  • I’ll be at Spanky’s tonight, Brick House Bar wed, @zaniesnashville thurs, Buford, GA @varietytheater fri-sat: http://tinyurl.com/ChadRiden #
  • RT @DalaiLama: Despite philosophical differences, all major world religions have the same potential to create good human beings. // none? #
  • BP is doing “integrity tests” on the well?! How about integrity tests for BP? AmIrightpeople? #
  • Started my morning routine about 12 hours late. Better late than never? or screw it & try again tomorrow? #
  • just in case you missed Dave Letterman in a human sized hamster ball last night on @Late_Show: http://links.comedynews.org/zqha #
  • Ate a dick at Zanies tonight. Not on stage, off the menu.. I had deep fried dick-n-balls and fries. Spicy! Still, I prefer the French dip. #
  • RT @tndotcom It’s Friday and you want a great beer; which bar in town do you visit to get a tasty brew? // 3 crow, gold rush, flying saucer #
  • Come tonight and you’ll want to return tomorrow. (@ Buford Variety Theater) http://4sq.com/beCc2V #
  • I’ve seen a million faces! and I’ve kinda disappointed them all. Cause I’m not a cowboy.. In a ghetto sled I ride.. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-12

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  • this is my favorite photo so far from the whole BP oil spill fiasco: http://ping.fm/ROXJj #
  • someone just asked me if there are any stand-up open mic’s at Bonnaroo. Of course there are. Absolutely. See you there! #
  • you know it’s a good meal when the aftermath looks like a pagan sacrifice took place. http://ping.fm/zg1Ut #
  • Somebody just puked in the pool. Way to ruin it for everybody, kid. #
  • I wanted a cold beer. I envisioned a cold beer. I manifested a cold beer. mmmm. http://ping.fm/JMYEu #
  • RT @cnnbrk Rig survivors: BP ordered shortcut on day of blast http://on.cnn.com/b6JPul // way to go, jackasses #
  • RT @cnnbrk BP says it’ll donate sales of oil skimmed from surface of Gulf to wildlife fund http://on.cnn.com/cY13TN // slow, sarcastic clap #
  • Wed, I’ll be doing 30 minutes of hilarious pre-Bonnaroo comedy at Wingaroo: http://ping.fm/TEx3n #
  • I only have two things: my friends and my thermos. #
  • Tonight @ Wingeroo! 6:30pm Wingers Grill and Bar; 138 Relco Drive; Manchester, TN 37355 – come on over, hippies / hipsters! #
  • Show was delayed due to rain.. We’ll get started in a few. Come on over hippies, I can smell you. I know you’re here. http://4sq.com/9HbomR #
  • I-24 West @ exit 110 – ramp is a parking lot. Interstate traffic still flowing. #
  • Just drank two beers on @conanobrien ‘s tab (!) – thanks @reggiewatts and @stuckeymurray – have fun on the rest of your tours. #
  • RT @JerriBlank: Submit your life-altering choice and I promise to be glib! // I want to look cooler. What body part should I get amputated? #
  • @RobertWeedman @bdonahueweedman are you two sitting next to each other, communicating via Twitter? #
  • two shows tonight and two shows tomorrow in Johnson City, TN – let’s keep it classy, East Tennessee. http://ping.fm/QF8Yh #
  • RT @BryanMills Where are your shows in JC? // Comedy Zone @ the holiday inn; 101 W. Springbrook Drive; Johnson City, TN 37604 – 8 & 10pm #
  • I just missed my exit because I was steering with my knee, writing jokes about computer operating systems.. ’cause I’m smart! #
  • SCRATCH in Johnson City, TN: The best pizza in all of east Tennessee, hands down.. And plenty of good music on vinyl. stock up on chocolate sydneys, or you’ve failed. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

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  • Callia says, “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” #
  • I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary Adjective And/Or Ethnic Marketing Angle Of Comedy Tour” – watch for it. #
  • I want to die of natural causes. I’m assuming you consider massive amounts of drugs and alcohol and hookers to be totally natural, as I do. #
  • Shut the door! I don’t want any of these houseflies to get out. #
  • After a long battle with an infected hangnail, Chad Riden died this morning at 3:16 am. He is survived by one daughter and a mangy dog. #
  • Riden’s current understudy will continue to perform the act as a tribute and salute to the ‘Chad Riden’ brand of half-baked/assed comedy. #
  • Monetary donations in Riden’s honor can be sent to: Chad Riden’s Address; Nashville, TN.. or paypal chad (at) chadriden (dot) com. #
  • Incredible. // RT @TheInDecider Sarah Palin Lays Blame for the BP Oil Spill Where It Belongs, on Environmentalists http://bit.ly/9izJV8 #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden what happened? You okay? // Chad died, his understudy (me) was promoted to be the “new” full time Chad. #
  • thanks, almost forgot about that one // @BillyWayneDavis favorited a YouTube video – Dirk Schmeltzer: Desk Cop http://youtu.be/9mJmk-q2Ybo?a #
  • I’d like to see more links to things that are Awesome and NO MORE “ironic” links to things that Suck. Promote things worth promoting. #
  • I wish this broad would turn the volume up louder so I could better hear every keypress as she bangs out text messages. Her first phone? #
  • @themightychuck No, YOU’RE funny #ff in reply to themightychuck #
  • “The Truth is hack.” – @PattonOswalt, as told by @MarcMaron on the fantastic @WTFpod #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-29

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  • I thought about finally watching LOST.. or I could spend 120+ hours doing anything productive.. or I could spend that time being a jackass. #
  • I’ve heard “boycot BP” but maybe we should be more proactive about the response to the oil spill and start torching all BP gas stations. #
  • Ok, maybe torching BP stations is too much. Just go in, grab a pint of engine oil and sling it all over. Tell em you’ll stop it in a month #
  • Callia and I made a video: “I am furious! – quality father-daughter time in the car” http://tinyurl.com/iamfurious #