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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-16

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  • .@WindowsPhone – from the geniuses who brought you the beloved, equally groundbreaking Zune! #
  • .@WindowsPhone -because Windows isn’t just a shitty os for your low budget, generic desktop computer, now it’s also for your 3rd rate phone! #
  • RT @wrongforum “@ChadRiden you get a bad phone?” // nope! got an iPhone 4, it’s fantastic.. but these Windows Phone ads are all over in reply to wrongforum #
  • .@WindowsPhone – FINALLY! @Office on your phone! Just like you’ve ALWAYS wanted.. right, soulless corporate whores? #
  • RT @McDonalds “families can make the choices that are best for their kids.” // which is exactly why we do not eat your grey rat-meat burgers in reply to McDonalds #
  • Every time I think about the Sex Pistols I am disappointed that it’s just music and a Sex Pistol isn’t actually a real thing. #
  • I’m envisioning a Glock-looking ray-gun weapon that makes people start doing it upon impact. #
  • Stop trying to placate me by talking about the Bop Gun. The Bop Gun frees your mind so your behind will follow. That’s not the same thing. #
  • all I know about pain medicine is: when they tell you not to drink booze with it, you’d be a fool not to drink booze with it. #
  • OH! a @Windows “app store”!? What a great idea. How do they come up with such GREAT ideas? Nobody else innovates like that. NOBODY! #
  • Happy birthday to David Letterman! How will @Late_Show celebrate? My vote: all night, toss stalkers off the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater. #
  • Chattanooga, TN tonight @ All You Can Eat Comedy Buffet at 9pm. $5 http://on.fb.me/ez8lqp #
  • Earlier in the week I blamed a fart on the cat, but I think I owe him an apology. Sorry, “Ace Venture: Snuggles Detective.” #

  • I love how aluminum siding gives your expensive house that shitty trailer park look and feel. #

  • Here’s my first #NaFF2011 video.. http://bit.ly/g8GbOq :: I’ll be filming more stuff at @NashFilmFest later this week. #
  • #BoyICantWaitUntilWeAllCommunicateUsingNothingBut
    StupidlyLongHashTagsForEverythingWeEverSay
    ForEverAndEverAmen     #
  • in lieu of flowers, please send anything other than flowers. #
  • V! Thanks, man. Tell the kids I said hey. Then explain to the kids who I am.. but lie. //RT @AKASKA2:”Happy Birthday buddy!! Have a good 1!” in reply to AKASKA2 #
  • RT @tedalexandro “Predictable move, Tea Party has a black guy hosting.” // is he in a sea of Whitey? in reply to tedalexandro #