Tag: billy wayne davis

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-21

Beat ch’yer tired, pharm regional stereotypes, cost y’all! They need a whoopin! I ain’t above beatin’ ’em if you won’t! WOOOOOOOOOO! # Just did a set sandwiched by burlesque acts. I’ve wasted the last 10 years fooling around in comedy

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-07

The rain in Milwaukee smells like a wet hamster. A drunk, clinic wet hamster. # Dan Whitehurst and I just swerved to miss a black bear in the road! about 30 minutes south of Harris, buy more about MI. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-30

so God sends Jesus.. we kill him.. then we celebrate his brutal murder. What if we DIDN’T kill him, visit and instead acted like he told us to? # hey @BillyWayneDavis @PunchlineMag thinks you’re adorable: http://j.mp/fAEVHb B-dub and Punchline sittin’

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-25

Any adult who wants or expects a Christmas gift from another adult is a lunatic. # Judd Apatow sometimes ReTweet’s haters. I will now try to trick him. @JuddApatow is an ass-faced clown twat! Grrr! Unprovoked anger-fueled irrational Internet Jihad!

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

Callia says, viagra “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” # I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-17

Doing 20-ish minutes 7:30 tonight @ Zanies “best of Nashville” show. Might do the Crazy Monkey Dance.   # RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I know I can’t shut up about it, adiposity but u could be the comedy version of Anvil. in

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Doug Stanhope indirectly kept me out of jail and Bonnaroo traffic

The following is a long story about how Doug Stanhope indirectly kept me out of jail and/or a speeding ticket back in June 2005. It’s about 2am-ish and I’m doing 85 or so on I-24 trying to get back to

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