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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-12

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  • this is my favorite photo so far from the whole BP oil spill fiasco: http://ping.fm/ROXJj #
  • someone just asked me if there are any stand-up open mic’s at Bonnaroo. Of course there are. Absolutely. See you there! #
  • you know it’s a good meal when the aftermath looks like a pagan sacrifice took place. http://ping.fm/zg1Ut #
  • Somebody just puked in the pool. Way to ruin it for everybody, kid. #
  • I wanted a cold beer. I envisioned a cold beer. I manifested a cold beer. mmmm. http://ping.fm/JMYEu #
  • RT @cnnbrk Rig survivors: BP ordered shortcut on day of blast http://on.cnn.com/b6JPul // way to go, jackasses #
  • RT @cnnbrk BP says it’ll donate sales of oil skimmed from surface of Gulf to wildlife fund http://on.cnn.com/cY13TN // slow, sarcastic clap #
  • Wed, I’ll be doing 30 minutes of hilarious pre-Bonnaroo comedy at Wingaroo: http://ping.fm/TEx3n #
  • I only have two things: my friends and my thermos. #
  • Tonight @ Wingeroo! 6:30pm Wingers Grill and Bar; 138 Relco Drive; Manchester, TN 37355 – come on over, hippies / hipsters! #
  • Show was delayed due to rain.. We’ll get started in a few. Come on over hippies, I can smell you. I know you’re here. http://4sq.com/9HbomR #
  • I-24 West @ exit 110 – ramp is a parking lot. Interstate traffic still flowing. #
  • Just drank two beers on @conanobrien ‘s tab (!) – thanks @reggiewatts and @stuckeymurray – have fun on the rest of your tours. #
  • RT @JerriBlank: Submit your life-altering choice and I promise to be glib! // I want to look cooler. What body part should I get amputated? #
  • @RobertWeedman @bdonahueweedman are you two sitting next to each other, communicating via Twitter? #
  • two shows tonight and two shows tomorrow in Johnson City, TN – let’s keep it classy, East Tennessee. http://ping.fm/QF8Yh #
  • RT @BryanMills Where are your shows in JC? // Comedy Zone @ the holiday inn; 101 W. Springbrook Drive; Johnson City, TN 37604 – 8 & 10pm #
  • I just missed my exit because I was steering with my knee, writing jokes about computer operating systems.. ’cause I’m smart! #
  • SCRATCH in Johnson City, TN: The best pizza in all of east Tennessee, hands down.. And plenty of good music on vinyl. stock up on chocolate sydneys, or you’ve failed. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

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  • Callia says, “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” #
  • I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary Adjective And/Or Ethnic Marketing Angle Of Comedy Tour” – watch for it. #
  • I want to die of natural causes. I’m assuming you consider massive amounts of drugs and alcohol and hookers to be totally natural, as I do. #
  • Shut the door! I don’t want any of these houseflies to get out. #
  • After a long battle with an infected hangnail, Chad Riden died this morning at 3:16 am. He is survived by one daughter and a mangy dog. #
  • Riden’s current understudy will continue to perform the act as a tribute and salute to the ‘Chad Riden’ brand of half-baked/assed comedy. #
  • Monetary donations in Riden’s honor can be sent to: Chad Riden’s Address; Nashville, TN.. or paypal chad (at) chadriden (dot) com. #
  • Incredible. // RT @TheInDecider Sarah Palin Lays Blame for the BP Oil Spill Where It Belongs, on Environmentalists http://bit.ly/9izJV8 #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden what happened? You okay? // Chad died, his understudy (me) was promoted to be the “new” full time Chad. #
  • thanks, almost forgot about that one // @BillyWayneDavis favorited a YouTube video – Dirk Schmeltzer: Desk Cop http://youtu.be/9mJmk-q2Ybo?a #
  • I’d like to see more links to things that are Awesome and NO MORE “ironic” links to things that Suck. Promote things worth promoting. #
  • I wish this broad would turn the volume up louder so I could better hear every keypress as she bangs out text messages. Her first phone? #
  • @themightychuck No, YOU’RE funny #ff in reply to themightychuck #
  • “The Truth is hack.” – @PattonOswalt, as told by @MarcMaron on the fantastic @WTFpod #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-22

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  • the sensation of a tick crawling on your ass is unmistakable.. but you’re guaranteed to think you feel it again when you’re trying to sleep. #
  • if I’m going to beat @aplusk & @britneyspears to 5 Million followers I think I’m going to need a good old “Colbert Bump” from @StephenAtHome #
  • This just in: all the tv networks announced their lineups of crappy new shows they’ll cancel as soon as they air. Tune in! #
  • Dear Ted Turner, Cartoon Network should spin off a second channel called NOT Cartoon Network for all these shitty live action kids shows. #
  • totally pissed that I’m missing #davecon10 – @billlehecka & @micahwhite – please tell everybody in attendance that I said, “suck it.” #
  • Megan Fox won’t be in Transformers 3!? Where will they find another actress with the acting chops to fill the “generic hot girl” role? #
  • Every time I pack a school lunch for Callia I think about how funny it’d be to replace her drink box with a can of beer. Criminal, but funny #
  • @TheNashvillian & @bdonahueweedman – I don’t have any idea what’s going on in Nashville comedy, but @NSup & @NashvilleComedy sure does. #
  • just imagining Callia’s frustration cracks me up. She’d pick up the can of beer, look at it and scream “DADDY!” and be pissed. ha ha ha. #
  • I’m probably psychotic for finding joy in that, but just knowing how irritated she’d be with me is hilarious. #
  • then there’s the school freaking the hell out. that’s a whole other level of awesome. then the police show up and the laughing stops. #
  • I’m at Your Mom’s House (cheaney glen drive, Old lebanon dirt road, Hermitage). http://4sq.com/dq4Uhk #
  • Mohammad Draws Mohammad and gives the thumbs-up for “Everybody Draw Mohammad Day” …so… it’s totally ok now: http://ping.fm/Pskec #
  • OMG errbody, I can’t wait for the LOST finale! I don’t know what show to obsess over next.. maybe Gilmore Girls? NO, that would be stupid. #
  • RT @cklouis I have a great idea how 2 plug the oil leak in the gulf of mexico.kick sarah palin right in her stupid vagina.Then plug the leak #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-17

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  • RT @RobHaynes: No one loves me neither do i you get what you give and I give goodbye // nonsense, I love you, Hotsauce.. (in the mouth!) #
  • I told my 6-year old, “Be happy with what you have.” Callia said, “I am.. but I want more happiness in my life.” #
  • If you’re within an 11 hour drive of Nashville, GET IN THE CAR! GO GO GO! http://ping.fm/TQq3M #
  • In the mothership, on my way to Asheville, NC to see George Clinton and the Parliament-Funkadelic All Stars. A toast to The Booty! Do that. #
  • Maggot brain #
  • @superpixels I dunno how awesome I am, but I AM full of awesome Dead End BBQ (Knoxville TN) they are awesome http://www.deadendbbq.com plug! #
  • This is a strong contender for my next cd cover.. http://twitpic.com/1ftyk1 #
  • did I miss the window of opportunity to make incredibly stupid “release the kraken” dick jokes? how long can I look forward to hearing more? #
  • RT @starbucks: Today! Bring in a reusable travel mug and we’ll fill it with brewed coffee for free. // dammit, @reppocs has mine hostage #
  • Happy Chad Riden’s Birthday to you, too! 35 years and 9 months ago my parents totally did it. #
  • RT @spokluda Did you hear? @SarahKSilverman is on @Nightline Friday night with @BillWeirABC http://bit.ly/bSzoOu pass it on…#SaveSarahNow #
  • RT @micahwhite @ChadRiden Happy birthday. Congrats to the mailman, as well. Oh, you didn’t — oh, this is awkward // we had a mailLADY..Mom? #
  • I might set up a bot that auto-updates my status at least once every day with “frustrated by these morons.” #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden I’m holding the mug hostage until you write a new joke. // BOO! I did 5 new jokes at your show monday, jackass! #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden What have you done for me lately? // UH, I said “nice” things about you for about 35 seconds on @mostlycomedy #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAD! // Thanks for helping make it happier! #
  • RT @MoAlexander Jam bands suck. That is all. // does p-funk count as a jam band!? Named my kid aquaboogie and everythang. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-10

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  • tick bite on the arm. YOU WIN this day, Nature! But tomorrow, I poison the yard and NONE SHALL SURVIVE! #
  • Just felt a 6.9 earthquake.. in my pants! (honk! honk!) #
  • They could have made this linoleum look however they wanted. Why choose to emulate really cheap tile? Why not a picture of an awesome wizard #
  • hey @TheKennyRogers you can raise money for your dream gravy museum by auctioning off stuff found in your beard. #
  • Like most of America, I get ALL of my news from The Daily Show, @comedynews, @nprnews and @bdonahueweedman #
  • FINALLY! Golden Girls set for porn revamp: http://ping.fm/7nXAY #
  • RT @Anundson: @ChadRiden i did that to pay for my hysterectomy. // well, in your case at that time.. wasn’t it stuff found in your ‘stache? #
  • RT @TheKennyRogers: @ChadRiden get out of my dreams and into my car. // only if you’ve got candy and/or kittens #
  • @robhuebel my diagnosis: you’ve got a severe case of awesomeness. perscription: medicinal marijuana w/ glass of medicinal champagne 4x a day #
  • RT @TheRealKristi: Today’s horoscope is creepy… Gemini: Get ready: Something very unusual is about to happen, and it will change you. #
  • @TheRealKristi I’m on my way over but first I have to pick up 5 gallons of peanut oil, a circular saw and some garbage bags. See you soon! #
  • I don’t know what’s going on, but I know I don’t like it. #
  • THIS MONDAY! The End at 9pm! Just five bucks! Let’s have some fun! Exclamation point! (via @elcomedyshow) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-17

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  • Doing 20-ish minutes 7:30 tonight @ Zanies “best of Nashville” show. Might do the Crazy Monkey Dance.   #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I know I can’t shut up about it, but u could be the comedy version of Anvil. in reply to bdonahueweedman #
  • RT @nsup tonight! Billy Wayne Davis & the comedy robots!? 7:30pm @ZaniesNashville – video & info here: http://bit.ly/gDixA #
  • RT @zaniesnashville 4 FREE tix to Billy Wayne Davis & The Comic Bots 10/14-call 615-269-0221 & say facebook for yours! http://bit.ly/1A0QKL #
  • RT @nsup Billy Wayne Davis, @ChadRiden, Mark @Anundson – NO ROBOTS! 7:30pm @ZaniesNashville – FREE tickets: 615-269-0221 & say Facebook #
  • Fun times at @ZaniesNashville 2nite, as always. Thanks to B-dub, @Anundson, @JoelWilson17 for video support & all the Rastas who showed up! #
  • I just threw a handful of Liberty hops into a boiling kettle of E.J. Phair’s Rye Beer. LIBERTY! Suck on that, Osama! #
  • 395 Twitter followers! That #CHADRIDEN1K train can.. not.. be.. stopped. BUT it can be delayed. Sorry for the wait, everybody. #
  • RIP Captain Lou Albano! I now put a rubber band in my beard in your honor, sir. http://adjix.com/mcse #
  • Seen in a bathroom last night: “For a good time, call SouthStreet comedy club in Jackson, TN this weekend.” http://ping.fm/aMDah #
  • Anytime you plan on staring at the sun for a while, it’s just smart to take a few precautions: http://adjix.com/vskj #
  • in the yard, trying to convince Callia to just get in the damn balloon. #