Astrology

watch out! your moons are lined up with some planets! your taurus might get cancer. don’t libra your capricorn or it *could* pisces. #
what innocently started out as “Free Comic Book Day” ended up as “Spend A Shitload of Money!” #
Chaos in Nashville! Flooding! Power outages! Roads washed out! Interstates closed! Meanwhile, I’ve been playing Super Metroid all weekend. #
If you see me driving around Nashville in a pickup with a chainsaw & shovel, that has nothing to do with the flooding-that�s just what I do. #
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, all day long I’ve been drinking tequila and kicking the shit out of French people. #
“Haggard’s Law” strikes again: Rev. George Rekers (runs NARTH w/ ‘Focus On The Family’s Dr. James Dobson)! http://tinyurl.com/28np4sm #

Chad Riden: comedian, nerd