This morning, my wifera woke up early to get ready for the nursing schoolin’ she loves so much. I must’ve been semi-conscious because as she was getting dressed I said, “Did you get that cork board you wanted?”

“What?!” We haven’t talked about a cork board, ever.

“Did you get that cork board?”

“For what?”

“For ‘Pin The Tail On The Donkey’.”

“Chad, go back to sleep.”

“Doodle wha?”

I kinda remember saying that, and it totally made sense at the time.. but then again.. parachute pants totally made sense to me at some point in time, too.

Stay in school, kids.