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I bulk-imported all my twitter updates when I rebuilt the site with WordPress in Sept. 2009. Since then, I’ve archived twitter stuff to weekly digests on this site.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-28

Buying me some booty shorts at Imogene + Willie's. http://t.co/RDm3RUGA # TONIGHT! @marcmaron @rysing @brianbatescomic at @ZaniesNashville – be there or bite the big one. # Lovin the @biscuitluvtruck right now http://t.co/EDCv1sbZ # Henceforward I will be marketing myself as

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-21

I'm looking for a used, mechanically sound class c diesel RV within a state or two of TN that has NOT been sitting unused for years. Anyone? # My brother stayed up all night drinking whiskey & gave my dog

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-14

tonight's @nsup show at @ZaniesNashville has the best line-up I've ever put together on any show. Tickets are just $5 – call 615-269-0221! # Now taking submissions for CHADderiffic CHADvice With CHADitude. Call 615-829-6187 & leave a voicemail detailing your

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-07

if you show me your "we killed bin laden" commemorative gold plated coin and you DON'T have the certificate of authenticity you can just GFY # Every time I pack my 9-year-old's school lunch, I am tempted to put a

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-30

I just joined @BarackObama's campaign volunteer group in Nashville because I think that's the most effective way to disappoint my parents. # I'm in Murfreesboro watching Unknown Hinson rip shit. If I truly love you, expect a copy of his

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-23

Driving home, @CalliaRiden & I laughed & laughed at @MariaBamfoo's cd then she requested I play @MarcMaron. I think I just won Father's Day. # I texted a lady: "Yo, dis Marquis baby, are you down wit it?" and apparently

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-16

My biggest @bonnaroo regret? my complete inability to woo @AmySchumer. I even trotted @CalliaRiden out and made her be as cute as possible. # .@MattBesser's show at @BongoAfterHours tonight was hilarious. Between this show and @Bonnaroo, it's been an overload

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-09

Nashville! @CalliaRiden and I are racing Go Karts at 3pm near Opryland – come lose to us if you want: 2444 Music Valley Drive, 37214 # Nashville 7:30pm tonight headlining @ZaniesNashville w/ my very favorite funny people from @NashvilleComedy on

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-02

Chicago! Me and my filthy friends are telling jokes at Gallery Cabaret; 2020 N Oakley Ave; Chicago, IL — NOW! Get over here & bring Vienna. # You're welcome. RT @KatrinaLColeman Oh, Jesus. Just had Sam the Sushi Nazi. Delicious

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-26

I'm at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee on a mission to spot a tattoo that does NOT look stupid. 3 hours in, no success yet. # .@renegadegotjoke wait, we're supposed to sway our hands to the beat?! I thought we

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