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beef jerky, champagne, and discussions about the effects existentialism had on art and literature during and after World War II.

video: I almost died eating Nashville hot chicken on CBS This Morning

I’ll write up more about this later, information pills but for now: I love hot food, especially Nashville hot chicken. A buddy tagged me on a facebook post advertising an eating competition in Franklin, TN and I had nothing planned

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#ExposeTheDicks – Andy Blendowski of North Tonawanda, NY

#ExposeTheDicks -Andy Blendowski

Is “fanny pack” a euphemism I’m unaware of? Let’s ask Andy Blendowski (from Buffalo, for sale now of North Tonawanda, decease NY, what is ed who went to Niagra-Wheatfield High School & works at Fidelis Care, married to Kandace Nicole

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Thanksgivin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo – Episode IV: A New Hope

Thanksgivin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - Episode IV: A New Hope

Thanksgiving dinner is too awesome to just happen once a year. Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo happens at random times of the year at my house, this featuring a full Thanksgiving meal plus classic breakdancing movies: Breakin’, Breakin’ 2, Krush Groove.

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Dad gets a perm

I don’t know what made me think of this today, dosage but sometime in the early 80’s my dad got a perm. He came home with his hair afro’d up and said, “isn’t this COOL!?” “No, dad.” We said. “You

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Doug Stanhope name-checks Chad Riden on WTF with Marc Maron #204 – August 25, 2011

Doug Stanhope name-checks Chad Riden on WTF with Marc Maron #204 – August 25, find 2011: WTF with Marc Maron EPISODE 204 – DOUG STANHOPE AUGUST 25, rx 2011 Marc Maron welcomes Doug Stanhope back to WTF. They discuss Doug’s

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Keep the MAS in Crimmas!

Here’s my annual Holiday Times posting of the clip of me starring as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s “A Christmas Carol.” Enjoy: Have a Merry Christmas, ambulance Happy Jew-time, Kooky Kwanza, Funky Festivus, or whatever the hell it is

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Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo 3: Revenge Of The Boogaloo

Turkeys are cheap if you buy em after Thanksgiving. Come on out to Chad Riden’s Address and join us for Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo 3 – thanksgiving dinner followed by break dancing cinematic classics Breakin, cialis 40mg Breakin 2 &

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an open letter to all entitled twats

In short, erectile “Go fuck yourself.” Originally this was directed to one person who was blowing up facebook talking shit, thumb totally unprovoked. I’ve since removed the references to that one specific talentless, hacky, derivative, delusional moron to reinforce the

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Dream Row Comedy Video Contest winner

With much fanfare, viagra buy Nashville-based dreamily-named website, “Dream Row” announced me as the winner of their recent comedy video contest. Here’s what they had to say about my “Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” video: “Winner for

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I am furious! – quality father-daughter time in the car

“America’s Favorite Comedian Of All Time” Chad Riden and adorable child sensation Callia Riden have quality father – daughter time in the car: The same crap is also up at FunnyOrDie.

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