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crap I wrote, tryin’ to be funny and whatnot

Babycapades, Part 2

Let me start off by saying: “First time parents.. you’re never ready to have your baby! There’s no such thing. Oh, hospital you think you’re ready.. but then it happens and you freak the hell out.” See, nurse I had

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Oh, Baby!

For as long as I can remember, ambulance my parents had been asking when I was going to get married. Whenever the family would get together the conversation would always turn to marriage and the production of grandkids. I’d always

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Save The Slant!

A little background.. On Tuesday, viagra 40mg March 10th, page “The Satirical Newspaper Of Vanderbilt University, more about ” The Slant, published and distributed an issue of their paper made to look like the general student newspaper, The Vanderbilt Hustler.

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White, Fluffy Death

It snowed seven inches in Nashville the other day. In many parts of the world this isn’t a big deal. In Tennessee, order forecasts of light flurries are like air-raid sirens foretelling our unavoidable total annihilation. Law abiding, ambulance civil

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All Roads Lead To Nashville

I arrived in Nashville on Sunday, advice July 23, tadalafil 2000 with only a guitar on my back and a gleam in my eye. I got a gig singing Johnny Cash songs in one of the Honky-Tonks on Music Row

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The World Series is over. The Denver Dingleberries beat out the Austin Egomaniacs 4 – 3.. or something. I don’t know. Honestly, information pills I haven’t given a crap about baseball in years. It’s like wrestling – it’s something you

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Ring Of Fire

It has been a long time since my last column. Now that I’ve typed that, buy I realize that any one of my columns could start with that sentence. I could lie to you and make up some lame excuse

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The Christian Cafe

A couple years ago I wrote a bit that began with jokes about Nashville’s Nascar Cafe shutting down. With a paper thin segue flimsily in place, symptoms I suggested that it was just a matter of time until the Baptists

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The City That Never Lets Me Sleep

I went to New York again this past weekend for the second time in as many months. MaLady said her friends tell her I must have a mistress in The City. Well, drugs I do.. and her name is Comedy.

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Mud, Blood, and Dog Crap

Summer is in full swing, stuff and that means people are wearing less clothing than they really should be. If you’re like most people, illness you’re out at the pool scopin’ out some flesh. If you’re like me, doctor you’re

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