- does anybody have about $200,000 I could borrow? I'm good for it, I PROMISE.. and you have my word that I won't spend it on Lottery tickets. #
- Life is ok. I've destroyed a few cars recently, but what I've lost in brain cells and money I've gained in jail time and stories. #
- My first 5 followers were @seanparrott, @Anundson, @northrup, @Chadillac73 and @DrFunkhole. #first5 http://bit.ly/first5 #
- Brian Bates was bitten by a rabid Chuck Norris. Three days later, after tons of excruciating pain… Chuck Norris died. #
- His name used to be Chuck Norris, but people started calling him Brian Bates because it sounded tougher. #
- RT @andyandyfleming Does anyone know of a company that will make mass custom greeting cards? // ask @angelbomb – his work is awesome #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-25
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