Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-25

  • does anybody have about $200,000 I could borrow? I'm good for it, I PROMISE.. and you have my word that I won't spend it on Lottery tickets. #
  • Life is ok. I've destroyed a few cars recently, but what I've lost in brain cells and money I've gained in jail time and stories. #
  • My first 5 followers were @seanparrott, @Anundson, @northrup, @Chadillac73 and @DrFunkhole. #first5 http://bit.ly/first5 #
  • Brian Bates was bitten by a rabid Chuck Norris. Three days later, after tons of excruciating pain… Chuck Norris died. #
  • His name used to be Chuck Norris, but people started calling him Brian Bates because it sounded tougher. #
  • RT @andyandyfleming Does anyone know of a company that will make mass custom greeting cards? // ask @angelbomb – his work is awesome #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-18

  • At the big book burning today, I tossed in Judy Carter's "Comedy Bible." #
  • @JessicaRMurray Microsoft Office is for chumps. Go get http://www.OpenOffice.org for free & you'll never look back. in reply to JessicaRMurray #
  • Ultimate Comedy at 8pm (@ Billups Art) http://4sq.com/beFy2T #
  • How will FOX News twist Obama's childrens book into a story about him being a socialist muslim antichrist litter-bug? http://adjix.com/9s3j #
  • More than anything else, I really wish I could find marketing tips online. There has to be SOMEBODY out there doing that, right? #
  • just picked up shows at the last minute – @ZaniesNashville tonight and tomorrow w/ Shane "want to date an inmate?" Mauss @shanecomedy #

Ultimate Comedy: Searching for Scott?

Brad Edwards and Chad Riden need Scott Field to help them put on the greatest comedy show ever / save their souls (and grandma’s farm) / whatever. Featuring Sean Parrott, Callia Riden, Hannah Prendergast and various other East Nashvillians:

If you prefer, ULTIMATE COMEDY: Scott? is also on the YouTubes.

Produced by international idiots, inc. on September 11, 2010 as the intro video for the September 12th ULTIMATE COMEDY live show at Billups Art / The Building in East Nashville.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-11

  • Just now eating for the first time today. Totally missed the most important meals of the day: midnight, 3am and breakfast. #
  • Thanks to @MrSeanPatton @NateBargatze @JarrodHarris @RoryScovel for letting me help kick off The ATypical Southern Comedy Quartet Tour 2nite #
  • I save myself a lot of time and stress by having an imaginary Fantasy Football team. Instead of fake playing, my team goes out fake drinking #
  • At my parents house. I'll just go ahead and set my status to "perma-cranky" and leave it at that. #
  • Today, just to change things up, I've decided to spend my time feeling frustrated about YOUR career, finances, and creative output. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow" comes on at 10:30am. Should I just skip work? // NO. If it were #s 1-4, then YES. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-04

  • Instead of thanking people, I would use my acceptance speech time to tell people to "suck it." #
  • News about comedy in Nigeria always give me the feeling that I'm being scam-spammed: "Basket Mouth" is #2 http://links.comedynews.org/4rbi #
  • RT @mrseanpatton Bargatze, Scovel & I are buying a used cargo van for our upcoming tour. We have room! // see ya in Nashville #
  • think you had a bad day at work? my cousin had a gun in her face yesterday morning: http://adjix.com/64sw – she's ok. the gunman is dead. #
  • Just read James Lee's manifesto. The Discovery Channel protester guy is aligned with the squirrels! Better take him out, boys. #
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: any friend of The Squirrels is NO FRIEND OF MINE. Be careful! They're rats with cute furry tails. #
  • Now I'm worried about the loon who has spent the last 4 years protesting in front of the CMT building, insisting they "play some Skynyrd!" #
  • Somehow I think "yes we can" has lost the meaning it once had.. (east Nashville) http://twitpic.com/2koros #
  • Macon, GA – one show only 9pm Saturday @ Rivalry's – http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=122771051105642&ref=mf #
  • Nashville, TN – Sunday w/ The ATypical Southern Comedy Quartet Comedy Tour http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121708384546208&ref=mf #