Thanksgivin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo – Episode IV: A New Hope

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Thanksgivin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - Episode IV: A New HopeThanksgiving dinner is too awesome to just happen once a year.

Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo happens at random times of the year at my house, featuring a full Thanksgiving meal plus classic breakdancing movies: Breakin’, Breakin’ 2, Krush Groove. (I hate sports, so this is what we do instead of watching football or whatever it is normal people do.)

If you are reading this, you are invited. If you don’t know Chad Riden’s Address, ask. If you have kids you can bring them.. I don’t care. Callia will be there and if they get out of line she’ll kick them in the face.

You don’t have to bring anything, unless you want to. Nobody cares. Maybe bring whatever you want to drink? I’ll have MY favorite cheap swill available but it may not be what you like.

We’re calling it “Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo 4: A New Hope” because this is a very high society event for classy, awesome, smart people.

I’ve invited 200+ people over for dinner. I hope nobody lets me down. I know it’s late notice, but “planning” is for ass-hats. If you can’t make it for any reason, we’ll take that to mean you don’t love us.

Saturday, January 28, 2012
7:00pm

Chad Riden’s Address
(if you don’t already know, just ask)

(Facebook event)

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-21

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  • thanks to everybody who came out to @nsup's SmartyPants show tonight! I had fun. Tee-bow! T-bone! Teen-boner! T-boat! Tea-beaux! in reply to nsup #
  • "I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. People in the park playing games in the dark. And what they played was a masquerade." -MLK Richie Jr #
  • Saying you want flying cars is like saying you want a flying horseless carriage. We've already got airplanes. You want a spaceship, dipshit. #
  • "G at last! G at last! Thank Megatheos Almighty, I'm a G at last." – A Very Drunk Chad Riden around 4:15 a.m. this morning #
  • The worst thing about Huntsman giving up his race for the GOP nomination was googling him to learn enough about him to make a joke about it. #
  • Paula Deen suggests you saute your Novo Nordisk in a stick of buter, bread it with twinkie crumbs, roll it in lard, then deep fry it. #
  • @Vosij I'll call you this evening in reply to Vosij #
  • The #BlackoutSOPA protest would appear to have more support if we said we were keeping our stupid websites ONline & unchanged in defiance. #
  • what's the over/under on when TN State Sen. Richard Floyd comes out of the closet? // RT @radleybalko http://t.co/Mf0EfshK #
  • Just to be difficult, today I'm trying to stop #StopSOPA So far, so good. Anyone care to counter protest my counter protest of the protest? #
  • I've got a pretty good feeling my no-budget internet protest will be equally as effective at influencing the gov't as hollywood's lobbyists. #
  • Even if the entire internet was turned off for the day for #StopSOPA Congress would still be all, "wha?" #ElectMoreNerds #
  • @i0n1c nope, that's them: http://t.co/11xAQ0it :: suck it, @MPAA! You're terrible. in reply to i0n1c #
  • I clicked on the thing, I emailed the people, I reposted the stuff, I put a banner up on my website and yet here we are. What now, nerds? #
  • Back in MY DAY Marky Mark just danced shirtless in puddles and punched things in front of broken mirrors on Mtv. Now he's acting ridiculous. #
  • This is the time of the day when my ass REALLY starts dragging (NOTE: this could be posted at any time and still be accurate). #
  • is this what you want Dave? http://t.co/95OIAKkw //RT @Late_Show:"Tie on a sack of potatoes!" #
  • if hastily half-ass photoshopped crap is a sign of genius, then you are correct. // RT @gargreguan: @ChadRiden You sir, are a genius. Bravo! #
  • @Ralphie_May thank you for always being honest and open with good advice. I appreciate it. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • Stupid mustaches are the Members Only jackets of 2012. #
  • Everybody who works at the 5spot looks like @seanparrott in costume as @thedeaddead #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-14

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  • I dunno what's going to happen. Apocalypse? Plague? Marathon @DefJamRecords RapStar session that "can't stop. won't stop."? I. DON'T. KNOW. #
  • SmartyPants NerdCore Stand-Up Comedy Show 8pm EVERY SUN @ Steve’s; 604 Gallatin Avenue 37206 http://t.co/JHOXBDBS @NSup #
  • I'm thinking about starting "The Chad Riden Rebuttal" a podcast where I just respond to and refute what was said about me in other podcasts. #
  • well, guilty as charged. he made my cold, black little heart smile. // RT @MichaelBrown @MarcMaron on @WTFPod called you "a dark guy" in reply to MichaelBrown #
  • just shot a funny video with @ScottyMcCreery – If my blackmail demands aren't met soon it'll be online next week. #
  • I'm playing Zelda. What game are you guys talking about? #
  • @JesseIsTerrific the answer lies within your heart.. and this walkthru: http://t.co/yBxAqGwe in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
  • @Vosij @RabidScotsman I want to play Skyrim so bad.. but I'd either have to buy a new computer or a ps3. Leaning toward the ps3 I guess. in reply to Vosij #
  • @JesseIsTerrific I usually cut 'em down the the beetle thing. I can rarely get it to stab without flailing randomly like a loon. in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
  • My newest book of tweets collects all the times I posted a picture and description of my lunch. NYT best seller list, here I come (again)! #
  • NEWSFLASH: A Confused Newt Gingrich Launches New Ad Campaign Attacking Himself; Angered Newt Gingrich Lashes Back Calling Ads Unacceptable #
  • I'm only 4 sips into this martini and I'm fairly confident that I've made all the right decisions in life bc they've led to rt here, rt now. #
  • see you there, suckas //RT @nsup: TONIGHT! @RealMickFoley at @ZaniesNashville w "the comedy equivilent of a body-slam" @BillyWayneDavis #
  • YES. #FuckMusic //RT @emilyvolman: I've finally reached the "too old" part of that whole "if it's too loud…" thing. #
  • too bad instagram doesn't have a filter to make your photos interesting. #
  • #FF @Anundson: "Walked into my bank with a drum machine strapped to my chest and threatened to beat everyone up. #Dre #808" #
  • @MetroSchools where's the photos from your 'snow patrol' today, wussies? in reply to MetroSchools #
  • .@MetroSchools You're fooling nobody! We all know this is just an excuse to have a 4-day weekend. You're all drunk right now, aren't you? #
  • "Google Certified" SEO experts are easily some of the most unbearable people you could ever talk to or be around. I'll certify THAT myself. #
  • I have an announcement to make: I'm retiring forever from retiring forever. Thank you for your support over all these years, it's just time. #
  • Guys, I couldn't stay away- I'm back out of retirement from retiring forever. I'll be retiring forever again soon at a comedy club near you. #
  • The People have spoken: // RT @Wampa43 @ChadRiden Retire? You? Never! #
  • Everything I do? I do it for YOU. And other people. But mostly YOU. // RT @ShanaKohnstamm @ChadRiden You tease. #
  • @ShanaKohnstamm #JewishDisappointment Does that mean I disappoint Jews? or that I'm disappointed that I'm not Jewish? I DO have Jewish Envy in reply to ShanaKohnstamm #
  • .@ShanaKohnstamm have you guys ever thought of telling your old people to SHUT IT? Disrespecting your elders is a core @Chadyterian belief. #
  • @ckcomedy is your nose jacked up again? in reply to ckcomedy #
  • It is absolutely wonderful that so many Christians have accepted and now worship Tim Tebow as their new Lord and Savior. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-07

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  • @Ashley_Corby nope. It'll be back every week starting jan. 8th. in reply to Ashley_Corby #
  • Irish Spring Intensify Body Wash – for when you want to smell like a medicated pine tree all day. Chase the leprechaun! #sponsored #
  • that was my creative outlet in the late 80's //RT @PaulinaGC What if TPing houses was considered artwork & sculptures were vandalism? #
  • a lot of trannies must've misunderstood this: RT @FamousWomen be a 1st-rate ver. of yrself [not] a 2nd rate ver.of smbdy else. -Judy Garland #
  • #FollowMeMTV @MTV @MTVNews I can fix you and make you cool again. Not for the audience you probably want but for 36 yr old douches like me. #
  • #FollowMeMTV @MTV @MTVNews you may also be interested in joining the growing #FuckMusic movement on the Facebooks: http://t.co/NHpS742W #
  • It's all about buzz.. We've DOUBLED our likes in the last few days! #FuckMusic //RT @micahwhite growing from 1 likes to 2 likes? hahaha. #
  • a candid shot of @CalliaRiden drafting a treaty between The Pirates and The Robots. I hope and pray this truce lasts. http://t.co/4PcyLm21 #
  • If you ever actually use Siri saying, "read me that text" like the guy in the ad, you can just go right ahead and go fuck yourself. #
  • I totally believe them! //RT @eatsustainable @McDonalds @TacoBell & @BurgerKing will stop using "pink slime" in their meat: ow.ly/8gWgS #
  • ..but the ammonium hydroxide is what makes @McDonalds @TacoBell & @BurgerKing so TASTY! Say it ain't so! ow.ly/8gWgS #
  • ammonium hydroxide! ow.ly/8gWgS I'd also like a side order of diabetes. // RT @BurgerKing What do you like to dip your Chicken Tenders in? #
  • .@jimmyfallon My mom used to always say, "I LOVE you.. but I don't LIKE you." Now I get great pleasure out of saying that to her #momquotes #
  • so many people in Nashville have NO sense of humor about music.. having so many sacred cows means you're surrounded by bullshit. #FuckMusic #
  • .@sbellelauren if you're living your life right corn dogs are a perfectly acceptable breakfast, but I prefer bagel dogs http://t.co/jgxpCgwd #
  • @itflewintheair The Ryman was originally a church.. I think pews were designed to be uncomfortable in order to keep people awake / alert. in reply to itflewintheair #
  • There are so many reasons to avoid Gregg Allman's shows.. getting stabbed in the face is not even very high on the list http://t.co/Jf6dIPkZ #
  • The McDiabetes Shake //RT @McDonalds: What’s your fav McD beverage that’s topped with whipped cream? We love McCafe Hot Chocolate! #
  • .@lesleyrebecca don't let their elderly exteriors fool you, the Ryman's senior security staffers will whoop any whippersnappers who need it. #
  • I'd rather he make shiz clothes than shiz music //RT @MTV: Can we just talk about all this @KanyeWest @Twitter shiz? http://t.co/9mU48oHF #
  • Exactly. Welcome to the #FuckMusic family. http://t.co/NHpS742W //RT @micahwhite: I could get behind #fuckshizmusic #
  • giblets // RT @MattBesser: May I have a one word suggestion please? #
  • WTF, FBI? Who are you threatening these days? @DalaiLama? // RT @pourmecoffee: anon. threatening letter FBI sent MLK. http://t.co/3NYDmRRG #
  • @nashvillegeeks //RT @nsup: SmartyPants NerdCore Stand-Up Comedy Show 8pm EVERY SUN @ Steve’s http://t.co/JHOXBDBS #
  • ..use it to take pictures of more savvy people using their Macs & iPhones //RT @Windows: Have fun w/ your camera & Windows 7 #
  • ..by pretending I don't live in a world where stupidity is glorified //RT @DJPaulyD: In Honor Of #Jerzday How Is Everybody Celebrating ??!! #
  • MIO "water enhancer" ain't yo daddy's water, pussy! MIO punches your stupid daddy in his stupid mouth! #ExtremeWater #sponsored #
  • @Late_Show where do I apply? Sorry, Tony. // RT @Late_Show "@#HashTag. JOB OPENING! Late night talk show cue card boy." in reply to Late_Show #
  • We've all got our own music in our phones. Nobody wants to hear your bullshit. Turn it off now. Turn it off forever! #FuckMusic #
  • When you say, "Rick Santorum wants to ban all pornography" I hear, "Rick Santorum is over compensating because he is addicted to porn." #
  • MiO liquid water enhancer – kool aid for adults who are still children! #ExtremeWater #sponsored #
  • MiO liquid water enhancer – spice up your boring water with chemicals, artifical flavors & food coloring! #ExtremeWater #sponsored #
  • #FF @carlos_valencia "My grandma wanted an old-timey rocker for Cmas, so I got her David Lee Roth. She returned him.. cause he was broke." #
  • #FF @RySing "i think i accidentally got glitter in my booty snatch. i now have festiv-ass #XmasAssJokes quot; #
  • #FF Dave's on-air tweets on @Late_Show "@#Hash Tag. Hi boys. Barney Frank+giant tits=big laughs. Tune in tonight." #
  • #FF @brianbatescomic "Happy 2012 to my friends on Eastern and Central time and happy 1989 to my one friend who's still on Hammer time." #
  • @seanparrott what sort of things are you trying to round up a posse to go do Mr.Parrott? a heist? Some sort of Ocean's 15 mission? Pinochle? in reply to seanparrott #
  • @seanparrott Lady Terminator at midnight at @belcourt? 'cause that sounds awesometastic. Anybody who doesn't want to see that is no friend. in reply to seanparrott #
  • @seanparrott (sad face thing) in reply to seanparrott #
  • #FF @patdixon "If you have to say "zing!" it was not worth saying. Trust me on this one." #
  • underpaid employees' broken dreams? // RT @BurgerKing: pop quiz! What special item sits on top of our BK TOPPERS™ Western BBQ Cheeseburger? #
  • @seanparrott he's saying go do the things you like and make new friends with similar interests there. also, BOOM. in reply to seanparrott #
  • @danschlacter you should blog "how to be a normal person" tips for social retards like myself. in reply to danschlacter #
  • I'm publishing a book of tweets, but just the ones where I live tweet some horseshit on tv nobody cared about 5 minutes after it aired. #
  • My second book of tweets will be out-of-context attention-hungry replies to celebrities I've never met and girls who'll never do me. #
  • my 3rd book of tweets: a collection of tweets from hashtag games where I changed one word in a movie title to something stupid #
  • my 4th book of tweets will be a touching collection of all of my "Hey look! People LIKE ME!" re-tweets of #FF mentions of me #
  • my 5th book of tweets will be a very special one printing all of the times when I re-tweeted someone's call to action but simply added, "no" #
  • my 6th book of tweets will be a collection of all the times I tweeted "why is #TrendingTopic trending!? WTF" #
  • just reach out and feel around until you touch someone that seems friendly. new friend! //RT @seanparrott How do I make friends in the dark? in reply to seanparrott #
  • Got a haircut and beard trim. Wii Fit says I'm 10 pounds lighter all of a sudden. Donating the hair to the Make A Shitty Wish Foundation. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-31

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  • Just discovered that @MariaBamfoo is my spirit animal. #
  • In her dad's voice.. whose products I endorse: http://t.co/iaudXzxc //RT @jclangdell What voice does your spirit animal speak to you in? in reply to jclangdell #
  • It's a play on words but don't outsource intelligence. //RT @wired Anonymous [jacked] Stratfor.. main intelligence sources for.. US military in reply to wired #
  • Due to my holiday schedule, tonights tweeteroos will be "previously enjoyed" tweeteroos from this last season (read: reruns). #
  • "If you love reading internet recaps of hit tv shows as much as I do, you’ll love my new project: video re-enactments of internet recaps." #
  • "For a DJ name, I’d go with 'Chad Riden' so as to avoid any confusion. Same thing if I was a wrestler or a black comedian." #RidenClassic #
  • ..actually, if I was a black comedian I would probably insist on being called "Milk$hakez" but ONLY if I was really fat. #
  • "I’m already finalizing my plans to completely ignore next year’s #superbowl continuing my time-honored tradition of having zero interest." #
  • "you can’t teach idiots how to not be idiotic." #RidenClassic #
  • "I find that most stick figure cartoon families on the back windows of minivans and SUVs I see should be much, much fatter." #RidenClassic #
  • by keeping my library books until they're way overdue and then paying late fines, I'm supporting the public library. #INactiveism #
  • I dress like McGruff the crime dog pretty much every day all winter long. Take a bite out of crime.. it's delicious! http://t.co/yz2AkpCA #
  • I'm starting to think Congress really shouldn't be in charge of ANYTHING. Maybe it's time to eliminate them and move to a direct democracy. #
  • I'm not up on my wrasslin' -is it something prayers of Hulkamaniacs can't fix? //RT @superpixels That didn't work out so well for the WWE. #
  • Nope. #FUCKmusic // RT @woot Our.. poll today is suggesting most/all 2000's music has been pure crap. Is there really NOTHING you like?! #
  • .@DougStanhope tell ppl to join me in making ANTI-Newt calls using his phone-from-home platform: http://t.co/3lDiDALx #iacaucus #trolling #
  • prank phone calls are fun and easy with Google Voice: https://t.co/nHhmyRSw #chadvice #
  • .@TomGreenLive tell ppl to join me in making ANTI-Newt calls using his phone-from-home platform: http://t.co/3lDiDALx #iacaucus #trolling #
  • @riley_fox look: // RT @g4tv Hey music fans! Rush's 20-minute opus, 2112, is coming to Rock Band Network! Details: http://t.co/rFM1AqJX in reply to g4tv #
  • Due to my intense holiday schedule, tonights tweeteroos will be reheated leftover tweeteroos from this last season (read: reruns). #
  • "I love how aluminum siding gives your expensive house that shitty trailer park look and feel." #RidenClassic #
  • "You’ve got the right to believe whatever you want, but *I* believe all religions are equally ridiculous." #RidenClassic #
  • @NicDressel you're probably right, but I was thinking about Coke Classic or the Caprice Classic. Shitty things that were not classic. in reply to NicDressel #
  • This financial advice is basically "be more like Chad Riden" // RT @Ralphie_May Dont leave.. become a squatter in your own home @Yekimi50 in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • @NicDressel It's just another generic Chevrolet at this point. They might as well rename them all the Chevrolet Whatever. in reply to NicDressel #
  • @realjeffreyross Nashville checking in, sir. in reply to realjeffreyross #
  • ha! RT @NicDressel #Chevro let-down in reply to NicDressel #
  • "The more often someone says “you know what I’m sayin” the less likely I am to know or care what they are saying." #RidenClassic #
  • I'm fresh out. Axe @KatrinaLColeman for a spare. // RT @Anundson Can I borrow a baby? I am on my way to the "Target nurse in" # boobmilk #
  • SLINKY. It's time those liars are taken down a few pegs. #SinkSlinky //RT @superpixels what company should I be pissed at today? #
  • Despite being anti-SOPA, today I'm transferring about a hundred domains TO @GoDaddy just to be contrarian. #SOPA #NOPA #
  • Take me to school, professor. What do I need to learn? // RT @dragon_flaming that's not being contrarian, that's being uneducated #
  • @dragon_flaming I've read all about it.. I'm against #SOPA Educate yourself on the definition of "contrarian" and also "trollbait", moron. in reply to dragon_flaming #
  • Music is the worst. It's overrated and unavoidable. Turn it off or wear headphones & keep it to yourself. #FuckMusic http://t.co/NHpS742W #
  • hey @mattconty what's the shitty small town near here that everybody shits on? what street has the crack whores? where do the mexicans live? #
  • @mattconty it comes naturally after years and years of working the ChuckleHut comedy runs. Hey you guys are fun! Mind if I play a few songs? in reply to mattconty #
  • @aprilmacie I can't sing or dance. If I could put out a sex tape or fuck an old man and be a star, by god I'd have all ready done that shit. in reply to aprilmacie #
  • I'm going to drop in and do a short set at @jazzandjokes tonight. Haven't been there in a while. Doors at 8, show at 9! @NSup #
  • RT @shanecomedy: From now on, lets only RT super lame ideas! #
  • The Chadyterian Church also skipped Michael Bloomberg's annual interfaith breakfast Friday, but it was over a disagreement about beef jerky. #
  • Look, EVERY parent hog ties their infants with duct tape and hangs them upside down. It's called GOOD PARENTING. You just don't take photos. #
  • Grown adults actively choosing to eat mystery meat astounds me. //RT @BuzzFeed Will the McRib return for a limited time? #2012questions #
  • (Triumph voice) FOR ME TO POOP ON! //RT @realDonaldTrump: I'm sending @BarackObama an autographed copy of #TimeToGetTough He could use it. #
  • thanks @grahamgilson! in 2012, I promise to hold monster truck rallies ON my expensive yacht where everyone rides lawnmowers at all times. #
  • If corporations are people, tax them like people: nytimes.com/2011/12/30/bus… #
  • shingles, bankruptcy, divorce, happy #2011in4words #
  • @MichaelBrown the tweeters says I already follow you, Mr. Potty Mouth. You don't need to hash tag blue, kid, you got the goods. in reply to MichaelBrown #
  • @lesleyrebecca yup! I like to think of it as "rebooting the Chad Riden franchise with an all new cast and storyline." #diditin2011 in reply to lesleyrebecca #
  • @lesleyrebecca I still keep it positive about her. In almost every situation, if there's trouble.. the problem is me. in reply to lesleyrebecca #
  • @EricStangel so state troopers can watch for any criminal activity on the field during the game while they secure sweet spots in the endzone in reply to EricStangel #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-24

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  • Too broke to pay for a car wash? Scrub your entire car with the window washer at the gas station, then drive fast to dry it off. #chadvice #
  • @iamcolinquinn DIE IN A FIRE! (actually, please don't.. I think you're hilarious, but I'm positive this is the only way you'll ever RT me) in reply to iamcolinquinn #
  • Have a broken Thing you can't afford to replace? Go buy an identical Thing. Return your broken Thing, asking for a cash refund. #chadvice #
  • Don't forget to spend a lot of money you don't have to buy a lot of gifts Nobody wants or needs so retailers will have a Merry Christmas! #
  • Make it emulate a phone that doesn't suck ass. // RT @EverythingMS Windows Phone emulator skin switcher.. #
  • very few things make me as happy as I get watching Dave Letterman struggle trying to send a jibberish tweeteroo out on the @Late_Show. #Hash #
  • @micahwhite when he goofs the screen up and asks for help to get his cursor back in the right place I wonder how often that happens off-air. in reply to micahwhite #
  • Get on my mailing list NOW — you don't want to miss the latest edition of my racist street jokes newsletter. #chadvice #
  • I'm going to East TN tomorrow to celebrate Festivus with my family.. then our annual competition to not be the one who Ruins Christmas. #
  • When I die.. if anybody ever puts a sticker on the back of their car to memorialize me, I will haunt you until you take that tacky shit off. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-17

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  • Every time I load my dog up on pain pills I wonder if he's totally tripping out thinking, "they all know!" #
  • @JesseIsTerrific he had minor surgery – wart removal & a dental extraction. He hasn't been into recreational drug use since the late 90's. in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
  • Good news everybody.. Google Buzz is still alive and well. Let's all get on there today and Buzz it up, for old time's sake. #NeverGonnaDie #
  • I went to a Vegan Thanksgiving party once. Everything tasted really good.. but you know what tastes GREAT? Turkey and gravy. #SuckItSoy #
  • Before I get around to Christmas, I think I've still got another Thanksgiving in me.. but when!? Soon-ish: Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo #
  • RT @Tennessean Fewer people went to the movies the past two weekends than after 911. tnne.ws/thDave // I'd rather re-live 911 than see NYE. #
  • I've got a lot of great PR ideas for @Lowes – first, a new ad campaign featuring Bocephus, Jeff Dunham's puppets and a lot of fireworks. #
  • I love seeing "a PORTION of the proceeds go to charity" – what kind of dick hole takes money at a charity gig? #assClowns #
  • Constipated? Get a #BigMac Nothing clears out your colon quite like food poisoning from the grey rat meat served at @McDonalds. #sponsored #
  • RT @Microsoft "What does MS-DOS stand for?" // M$ bought QDOS, repackaged & resold it.. so it stands for M$'s Derivative Operating System? #
  • before we burn @Lowes to the ground, make sure you stock up on pitchforks & torches from the fine non-racist folks at @HomeDepot. #sponsored #
  • Sandusky pleads not guilty & requests a jury trial. Brilliant! Drag it out as long as possible & put it all on tv. What could pos. go wrong? #
  • Will you be burning any crosses in your neighbor's yards this Christmas? @Lowes has all the supplies you need to spread hate! #sponsored #
  • I have just created a new list titled 'terrible_shit' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @ChadRiden/terrible-shit (seriously don't) #
  • Donald #Trump pulled out of the 12/27 Repub. Debate, says even he doesn't want to be associated with that living joke, Donald Trump. what? #
  • RT @FoxNews Will this be the first #Christmas no one gives you a CD? // FINGERS CROSSED.. #FuckMusic #
  • RT @ultimaaiera "I dunno about #FuckMusic quot;// The vast majority of music is pretty terrible, but nobody says the Emperor Wears No Clothes.. #
  • Donald Trump has pulled out of the debate.. wants to distance himself from attention whore novelty candidates with no chances of winning. #
  • RT @SarahPalinLinks Poll Results: Big Government is Greatest Threat to Americans// so, what do we do? bomb the crap out of it and invade it? #
  • @wired I can only speak for MY kid, but she LOVES her iPhone and would probably think a Nokia phone was a generic piece of shit. in reply to wired #
  • politicians are trying to make the internet suck with SOPA, neuter our phones while traveling.. is there ANYTHING they DO understand? wtf #
  • @BillyWayneDavis of course.. I mean BESIDES money and whores. in reply to BillyWayneDavis #
  • @Late_Show uh, oh.. has Dave started drinking again? // RT @Late_Show Finger bleeding Dude! in reply to Late_Show #
  • Reality show producers: I just learned from this BBC doc that Terminator X left Public Enemy to run a North Carolina ostrich farm. #GetOnIt #
  • History will judge if "history will judge" is a valid excuse for doing really terrible things to other human beings in the pursuit of money. #
  • RT @BarackObama Who inspires you to give to the #Obama2012 campaign? OFA.BO/kh45zL //Nearly every Republican who opens their mouth to speak #
  • @YoungLionSODMG I knew you'd like that one. Don't eat at #WackArnolds errbody. in reply to YoungLionSODMG #
  • RT @McDonalds "5 Egg McMuffins, 4 Happy Meals, 3 French Fries, 2 Apple Pies…" // ..and a lipitor perscription for the rest of your liiife. #
  • @APShaya I use @waze on my iPhone mounted on my dash for navigation. Would it be better if I was holding a paper map while driving? #
  • "LORD please let @realDonaldTrump spend $1 B on an election campaign this year." -Every late night tv show monologue joke writer #LivingJoke #
  • I really want to get my white friends together to celebrate Kwanzaa. We've stolen everything else from black people.. why not this? #
  • RT @GregFitzShow My mom just went to Abercrombie & Fitch.. She told me that she asked them to turn the music off.// Good for her! #FuckMusic #
  • RT @DanaJGould Christ..sent..to take away the sins of the world. ..your uncle would like a wet vac// ..to clean up the evidence of HIS sins #
  • RT @McDonalds How can we put our mktg efforts to inform kids on making smart nutrition choices?// Tell them to avoid your fast food & sodas. #
  • @aprilmacie start a podcast or webseries doing it. #GetAprilMacieToHostAShowAboutSex (I said "doing it") in reply to aprilmacie #
  • RT @Late_Show Dude: You"re awesome!! CALL!! // thanks, Dave! I keep trying to call but Art won't put me thru to the desk at home base. #
  • @JimmyFallon I'm pretty sure this is for you. Dave doesn't understand how to tweeter you. // RT @Late_Show: Dude: You"re awesome!! CALL!! #
  • RT @realDonaldTrump Iran.. Imagine what they will do with nukes?! // what everybody else does – wave them at the world like a phallic threat #
  • RT @SarahPalinLinks "Diomede, Alaska, Where Sarah Palin Can WALK to Russia// I'll give @sarahpalinusa ALL my money if she does & STAYS there #
  • .@KourtneyKardash : Most Fascinating People of 2011 :: poop : a wonderful Christmas present for your most cherished friends and family #
  • RT @ablackcurse Holy shit @chadriden is at foobar #fastraintoaersomeville // good to see you buddy. Foobar on weds is awesome errbody. #
  • @grahamgilson thanks for coming to the show, man.. that was fun. @NSUP FTW in reply to grahamgilson #
  • RT @realDonaldTrump "Iran's nuclear program must be stopped" #TimeToGetTough // demand to see their birth certificates. That'll show 'em! #
  • RT @McDonalds Morning, tweeps! How is everyone feeling today? :) // UGH, not too good.. I think I accidentially ate a McShitYourPants. #
  • RT @iamdiddy Behind the Scenes of Ciroc 'Art of Celebration' Commercial bit.ly/rz1B2bç // I'll bet this video gives @RalphieMay a headache. #
  • @lizwearstights I'm sure it happened somewhere between the pool table exercises and @SeanParrott's lap dance. Good times. in reply to lizwearstights #
  • Background dancers with record deals. Beauty pageant contestants who can't sing. Modern day Sir Nose DeVoidOfFunk's, every one. #FuckMusic #
  • Churchy people seem to have forgotten that Jesus always gave FREE healthcare to EVERYBODY who wanted it. YOU whine about socialism. WWJD? #
  • @VeryAverageJoe that was directed @ Churchy people who *claim* to care about Jesus but seem to have missed the point of everything he said. in reply to VeryAverageJoe #
  • Just to clarify, I firmly believe all organized religions are equally wrong. Except The Holy @Chadyterian Church. http://t.co/j7qMHsoy #
  • Yes, Dave, both hangin' AND bangin'. Shoutout to @WahooMike. What What? // RT @Late_Show Hash Tag. S'up boys? hangin' and bangin?, #
  • @Late_Show while Dave is on the line, can I formally request the return of Viewer Mail? (and Pea-Boy.. or is that pressing my luck?) in reply to Late_Show #
  • @chadwoo124 Warped, how? I pay into the system, how am I using other people's money? in reply to chadwoo124 #
  • @DaninChucktown I'm not asking for socialism. I want a healthcare system that benefits patients NOT the insurance & pharmaceutical companies in reply to DaninChucktown #
  • @peterdepp you're an adult, buy your own iPad2. You sound like an older, thinner, Jewish Eric Cartman. in reply to peterdepp #
  • @beersnobrob HA! feeling all right. Do I sound break-down-y or somethin'? I'm doing good & stuff. What warning signs should I be looking for #
  • @chadwoo124 do I do that? I don't remember supporting murder. Mercy killings, yes. Bombing countries of brown people, sure.. but MURDER!? NO in reply to chadwoo124 #
  • @chadwoo124 were you say "supports murder" are you talking about executing criminals? I'm not sure what argument you want to have. in reply to chadwoo124 #
  • @beersnobrob OOOOoohhhh, I'm still in TN. NY move postponed while I get my divorce on like Donkey Kong. in reply to beersnobrob #
  • studio gangstas #FuckMusic #
  • @KimKardashian beautiful! When I see a pink orb with "KK" & "Kim Kardashian" scrawled on it I think "Christmas IS here." #GodBlessUsEveryOne in reply to KimKardashian #
  • RT @ultimaaiera Jesus also didn't need other people's tax dollars.. // He STILL doesn't. Stop giving money to these churches, everybody. #
  • watch @YoungJeezy's "band" (a dj, a drummer and 2 hype men pretending to play guitar) on @Late_Show: http://t.co/akSxUxSk #FuckMusic #
  • #FF @BRADBRADBRAD: "I hate the way SOME PEOPLE talk smack about some people on twitter but are too cowardly to call them by name." #
  • The Death Penalty: WWJD? (video) http://t.co/I8dM8qum #
  • I think Saturdays should be reserved for all the RT'ing of #FF #039;s. Let's keep Fridays clean and classy, guys. #
  • RT @giaimo13 Good sir, woudst thou regale us with a tale? #cleanFridays // Once I camped out in NYC's Central Park for 4 days/nights.. #
  • RT @giaimo13 Astounding! John Lennon festival? // nope, poor ass Eagle Scout trying to spend 0 dollars in the big city about 10 years ago. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-10

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  • The SmartyPants NerdCore Comedy Show will start at 8:30 tonight @ Steve's on Gallatin Pike. http://t.co/3BsV5SNJ happy hour specials galore! #
  • The official reason @CalliaRiden was late to school this morning: "a mean time traveler took us 5 min. into the future!" sorry @MetroSchools #
  • we could totally be best friends//RT @DianneGallagher All I want for Christmas is Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol. I'm not even kidding #
  • @ryanwilliams718 You're an adult why are you eating at Wendy's? was McDonald's out of happy meals? Burger King didn't have the toy you want? in reply to ryanwilliams718 #
  • @ryanwilliams718 GDit, you're doing it wrong. Where you typed "something something something" is where you're supposed to type funny things. in reply to ryanwilliams718 #
  • the Jokers Network can't play Leno reruns – they're offensively not funny // RT @iamcolinquinn JOKERS NETWORK: WE'RE FUNNY BUT…NO OFFENSE! #
  • my daughter is "Top Frog of the week" in her classroom which means I'm terribly inconvenienced every day doing some random shit for the kids #
  • At @CalliaRiden's class musical performance.. Some of these third graders have terrible mic technique. Come on kids, step it up. #
  • completely non-shocking confession: I used to watch The WB's "7th Heaven" in the hope Jessica Biel's character would do something naughty. #
  • Dear Duggar family: at this point, your miscarriage is the most subtle message the universe could possibly have sent you. #GetNeutered #
  • @giaimo13 I haven't seen it.. but I'll bet it does look more like a clown car than a vagina at this point. #Duggar #GetNeutered in reply to giaimo13 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-03

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-26

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